Noah’s Ark :  Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah’s Ark. 

ONE:  Don’t miss the boat. 
TWO:  Remember that we are all in the same boat! 
THREE:  Plan ahead.  It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.  
FOUR:  Stay fit.  When you’re 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. 
FIVE:  Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done. 
SIX:  Build your future on high ground. 
SEVEN:  For safety’s sake, travel in pairs. 
EIGHT:  Speed isn’t always an advantage.  The snails were on board with the cheetahs. 
NINE:  When you’re stressed, float awhile. 
TEN:  Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals. 
ELEVEN:  No matter the storm, when you are with God, there’s always a rainbow waiting.